Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Pigs Will Fly

WARNING: In the unlikely event that humans and pigs would open negotiations over the pigs' right to fly helicopters, do not--I repeat, DO NOT--appoint my son as lead human negotiator. Believe me, he may talk tough, but at the first squeal of objection he will suddenly and sweetly cave, in the name of "sharing." And our skies will be filled with pig-piloted choppers. And no one will be safe.